We've helped multiple times in past years, such as the year when we gave away one million dollars to a lucky reader. Or the year we paid the hospital bills for all the people in Des Moines, Iowa. Or the year we flew one lucky winner back to her homeland so she could be reunited with her family, including the daughter she thought had died as an infant. That's just how we are ... we're givers.
But we try not to dwell on the past here at The Man Rules, because that usually leads to someone asking us to prove that we actually did those things, and ... hey look who's come to visit! It's Santa Claus!
Anyway, where were we? Oh, that's right -- the perfect gift for the holiday season.
"But John," you may say. (Which is odd, because you don't know me, and yet here you are using my name all familiar-like.) "How can there be one perfect gift for every single person, including my boss and my uncle who picks his nose and doesn't realize we all know he does it?"
I'm glad you asked. From now through December 24 (or the end of Hannukah, or Kwanzaa, or Ramadan, or whatever holiday you may celebrate), you can buy that special person on your gift list the gift that keeps on giving -- their very own copy of groundbreaking e-book The Man Rules: The 50 Rules Every Guy Should Know to Achieve Ultimate Manliness!
That's right -- the one book that answers the question "How can I win an argument with my wife?" (you can't), the only book that provides the one guaranteed technique to sexually satisfy your partner, THE book that explains why men grunt a lot at the gym, the book that is on the verge of SMASHING EVERY SALES RECORD IN THE PUBLISHING INDUSTRY (we're only 9,999,991 sales away from reaching 10 million copies sold!) -- that book, The Man Rules, is available to you!
"But John," you may say. (Which is odd, because you don't know me, and yet here you are using my name all familiar-like.) "How can there be one perfect gift for every single person, including my boss and my uncle who picks his nose and doesn't realize we all know he does it?"
I'm glad you asked. From now through December 24 (or the end of Hannukah, or Kwanzaa, or Ramadan, or whatever holiday you may celebrate), you can buy that special person on your gift list the gift that keeps on giving -- their very own copy of groundbreaking e-book The Man Rules: The 50 Rules Every Guy Should Know to Achieve Ultimate Manliness!
That's right -- the one book that answers the question "How can I win an argument with my wife?" (you can't), the only book that provides the one guaranteed technique to sexually satisfy your partner, THE book that explains why men grunt a lot at the gym, the book that is on the verge of SMASHING EVERY SALES RECORD IN THE PUBLISHING INDUSTRY (we're only 9,999,991 sales away from reaching 10 million copies sold!) -- that book, The Man Rules, is available to you!
Plus, because you're a valued reader of this blog (or because you just stopped by based on somebody forwarding you a link and saying "Can you believe what this idiot is posting?"), we're giving you TWO VALUABLE INCENTIVES to buy:
1) We're providing a 20% discount to you. That's right! No strings attached! Just because you're reading this, you get a 20% discount! The book that could change your life, or the lives of your loved ones, is normally $4.99, but out of the goodness of our hearts, we're knocking a dollar off the price! NOW you feel pretty bad about doubting our flew-a-woman-to-her-homeland-and-reunited-her-with-her-daughter story, don't you?
To buy the e-book and claim your discount, click on the cover image below and enter this code: WM34V. That's all there is to it! The book that Hugh Jackman called "I'm not reading that stupid thing; don't even answer Puckett's phone calls any more" could be yours for the discounted price of $3.99!
2) And that's not all! If you act before (editor: Please insert some random date here), WE'LL PAY ALL THE SHIPPING COSTS! We saw Amazon doing this, and thought: "Hey, that's pretty slick." So we copied them. Shhh -- don't tell anybody. We don't want to get sued. Amazon has a lot more lawyers than we do.
But until we receive the cease-and-desist order from Amazon, we'll cover all the shipping costs for your e-book. Doesn't matter where you want to ship it -- it could go to your relative in a Des Moines hospital, or Timbuktu, or some godforsaken corner of the earth like New Jersey. Regardless of where you want it to go, we'll ship it for free!
So act now! Quantities are limited! Plus the free shipping option can be cancelled at any time, depending on how quickly somebody from Amazon reads this!
1) We're providing a 20% discount to you. That's right! No strings attached! Just because you're reading this, you get a 20% discount! The book that could change your life, or the lives of your loved ones, is normally $4.99, but out of the goodness of our hearts, we're knocking a dollar off the price! NOW you feel pretty bad about doubting our flew-a-woman-to-her-homeland-and-reunited-her-with-her-daughter story, don't you?
To buy the e-book and claim your discount, click on the cover image below and enter this code: WM34V. That's all there is to it! The book that Hugh Jackman called "I'm not reading that stupid thing; don't even answer Puckett's phone calls any more" could be yours for the discounted price of $3.99!
2) And that's not all! If you act before (editor: Please insert some random date here), WE'LL PAY ALL THE SHIPPING COSTS! We saw Amazon doing this, and thought: "Hey, that's pretty slick." So we copied them. Shhh -- don't tell anybody. We don't want to get sued. Amazon has a lot more lawyers than we do.
But until we receive the cease-and-desist order from Amazon, we'll cover all the shipping costs for your e-book. Doesn't matter where you want to ship it -- it could go to your relative in a Des Moines hospital, or Timbuktu, or some godforsaken corner of the earth like New Jersey. Regardless of where you want it to go, we'll ship it for free!
So act now! Quantities are limited! Plus the free shipping option can be cancelled at any time, depending on how quickly somebody from Amazon reads this!
(c) 2014 John Puckett
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