If you're like most people, you're already stressing out about holiday gift-giving. What should you get your loved ones?
Here at The Man Rules, we've seen this frustration first-hand. For years, our mother would ask "What do you want for Christmas?" And we would say "A Ferrari." And year after year, we did not get a Ferrari. Frankly, we were beginning to wonder about our mother's devotion to us. Finally, one year, Mom broke down and got a Ferrari:
Oh, we just laughed and laughed about that. We still chuckle about it even today, years later, when we get together. Eventually, though, Mom WILL have to sleep when we're around her, and then we will get our revenge.
So we can see that thoughtless and cavalier gift-giving can come back to haunt you. You want to find the one best and perfect gift to give to your loved one(s) this holiday season. And once again, The Man Rules is here to help.
In fact, we're offering not one, but TWO options for the perfect gift this year. That's just the kind of caring and selfless little blog that we are. No need to thank us; just knowing that we'll have made your holidays merry and bright are thanks enough.
GIFT ONE: This gift can be given regardless of the recipient's size, likes, dislikes, ethnic persuasion, gender, age, or twerking ability, AND it doesn't have to cost you very much; in fact, it could be free! Honestly, it's the perfect gift, and I'm surprised no one has thought to recommend this before. Here it is:
Save their life.
Oh, sure, this may involve first putting their life in danger, but just think about it -- you're giving them the gift of their life for the holidays! How cool would THAT be? Just imagine the holiday gatherings in the future:
"Hey, Frank, remember how I saved your life that time back in 2013? You were choking on a candy cane, and I gave you the Heimlich Manuever so hard that eleven of your ribs cracked? Boy, you'd be a worm sandwich right now if I hadn't been there, you know? So what'd you get me this year? Not that it's a competition or anything, but it's pretty hard to top giving you your life back, am I right?"
GIFT TWO: Even if you save somebody's life, they're still going to want some tangible example of your thoughtfulness when the holidays roll around again. (Selfish, ain't they?) And that's where The Perfect Gift Part II comes in. And you'll slap yourself upside the forehead when I tell you, and wonder why you didn't think of it yourself.
That's right -- you can give them The Man Rules! All you have to do is click on the book cover above to go to the ordering site. What could be better? I'll tell you what could be better: Giving them The Man Rules AT A CHEAPER PRICE! Yes, for this holiday season, we're offering The Man Rules at a whopping 20 percent discount! When you buy the book, just enter this coupon code: HD36F. That's all you have to do! That special code, only available to discerning readers of The Man Rules blog such as yourself, will automatically lower the price of the book from $4.99 all the way down to ... get ready for this ...
$3.99!
Can you believe it?
I know, I know ... you're thinking that's too great a gift. I mean, it's one thing to save someone's life, but really, anybody could do that. Firemen and policemen do it all the time, and they even get paid to do it! But stop and consider how many people on your shopping list could stand to become a Man, or be a better one. I bet there are dozens! They each need a copy of the book!
And you don't have to believe us. Let's check with one of the greatest Men in history, the First President of the United States, George Washington:
GEORGE WASHINGTON: "They're right. You should buy the book and give it to one or more people."
See? If even the great George Washington is telling you this is a good idea, how can you go wrong? Act fast, though, because the special code expires on December 24, 2013. And then you'll be stuck paying full price again.
Or you could just save their life. It's up to you, really.
(c) 2013 John Puckett
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