Last month, I covered the Man-Rule: Don't Get Drunk. Important new information about this topic has come to my attention in the form of some amazingly hilarious photos, so we're going to revisit this Man-Rule today.
A number of bad things can happen to you when you’re drunk – being arrested, dying due to alcohol poisoning, getting married – but by far, the absolute WORST thing you can do when you’re drunk is to have friends.
Why? Because your friends will do horrible, embarrassing things to you when you’re drunk and/or passed out, and then they’ll take pictures:
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| Note the tattoos on this guy. I’m sure they make him feel very tough, right up until the moment his friends whip out this picture, which you KNOW they do about every 11 seconds. |
Am I saying you shouldn’t drink at all? Nope. That’s up to you. What I AM saying is, if you ever drink to the point that you pass out in a bathroom while you’re sitting on the toilet (either before or after you break the toilet off the wall), you might want to re-examine your life, because however much fun you had getting to that point, I can guarantee you it’s NOTHING compared to the humiliation you’ll feel when your friends start posting the picture of you with your face on the bathroom floor all over Facebook. Because you will never be a Man after that; you will always be “that guy Norbert who drank so much he passed out in the dorm bathroom after he broke the toilet.”
So ... stay thirsty, by all means. But drink something that won't cause you to pass out and allow your friends to put a bra on you or use you for a coaster.
(c) 2013 John Puckett
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